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funny sms

 Funny sms about Father's Age

Man : How old is your father?
Boy : As old as me,
Man : How can that be?
Boy : He became a father only when I was born? 

Damn Funny sms jokes in hindi
A boy went 2 drop an unknown aunty 2 her home,
Aunty: beta raat bahot ho gayi hain, yahi so jao, bittoo ke room me.
Boy: nahi aunty main guest room me so jaunga
next morning a beautiful girl comes with a cup of coffee.

boy: aap kon?

girl: main bitoo.., aap kon?
boy: main chutia... 

Funny sms about Ayodha Raam Mandir

Raam chandra keh gaya siya se...
aisa kalyug aayega.....
kahan hua tha mera janam....
aab Supreme court batayega

3 Monkeys

3 monkeys escaped from the zoo...
One was caught watching TV...
Another playing football...
And the third one...
(scroll down for answer)

No its not you... 
Why do u always think u r a monkey? 

 A funny t-shirt slogan;
Slogan written on a bald man's T-shirt...
God made some perfect heads..
on d rest he put hair to hide his mistakes.. 

 A funny puzzle sms

1- U r a nice person.
2- line one is true.
3- line 2 is false if line 1 is true.
4- both 2&3 are true.
5- all 4 r false.
Cant solve it??? pass on 

A funny mathematics jokes sms

I.Q. Test:
Char zero ek saat likho
.
.
.
Likha?
.
kaise?
.
0000 aise likha?
.
.
.
Fail...
.
.
Correct Ans "4017"
.
Ghar walo ne kitni umido se padhaya,
sab pani mein...

Funny sms about Dentist

If dentists make films,wt the names will be-
*Daant ho na ho
*Jaanam brush karo
*Aa ab clean karen
*Kabhi teeth kabhi gum
*Humara daant aapke paas hai!:-) 

 Funny sms - teacher and student
TCHR : TUM BADE HOKR KYA KROGE?
BOY : SHADI
TCHR : NHI, MERA MTLB KYA BNOGE?
BOY : DULHA,
TCHR : OHO, I MEAN KYA HASIL KRNA CHAHTE HO?
BOY : DULHAN

Funny jokes - Teacher vs student

TEACHER: WO TEEN WORDS BTAO JO SBSE JYADA BOLE JAATE HAI?


STUDENT:MUJHE NAHI PTA

TEACHER:SABASH BETA BAITH JAO.

Kamina Master ji

School mein master ji ne puchha - " Mujh me koi bhi kami nahi hain"
To mujhe tum log kya kahoge?
Students : "Kami na" 

 Hindi funny sms

One day Raja and rani decided to send messages to each other by usin

 Pigeon instead of mobile. The very next day pigeon reached raja without any
message. He angried and called to rani. She told stupid "This was a missed call" 

  

A Funny Jokes

Sahab:
Tum bathroom main qun ghus aye,
kiya tumhein pta nahi tha ki main nahaa rahaa hun?
naukar:
sahab galati ho gayi,
mein samjhaa tha begum sahibaa naha rahi hain ;-)

  

A damm funny conversation

Husband: Meri Biwi Gum ho Gae Hay!
Post Master: Andhay ye post office hay
Police Station jao.

Husband: Maaf Kejeay Ga Khushi
may Smjh nai a Rha Kidhar jaoun..

Son and mom - A funny sms message

son : aap papa k upar char k jump kyon karte h?
mom : papa k pet ki hawa nikal ne k liye.
son : kya faida, kamwali to papa ki pant khol k mukh se fir bhardeti hai

 Funny sms jokes - Dhitarastra and Gandhari

 Dhitarastra - main bahut khush hoon priye, tumne mujhe 100 putra diye.
Gandhari - yeh samvab na hota swami aagar aap andhe na hote.

Kashti toofan se nikal sakti hai,
Taqdeer kisi bhi waqt bhi badal sakti hai,
Hausla rakh, channel na badal,
SANIA MIRZA kisi bhi waqt Jhuk sakti hai

 

Doctor : kya taklif hai?
Patient : sote waqt saas lene mein taklif hota hai
Doctor : aj se sote waqt saas ko nehi saali ko lekar sona 

Mallika Sherawat goes to the L.I.C officer to insure her body,
the L.I.C officer refused,
sorry madam we dont cover public property 

Ek pagal ulta nanga soya tha,
ek admi ne uske piche tabla bajaya
ulta soya huya pagal sidha huya aur bola,
le ab bansuri baaja. 

 Boy - if I kiss u and run, what will u think?
Girl - I'll think.......ek bewakoof,
jo pura paper attempt kaar sakta tha
woh sirf objectives likhke bhag gaya.

 90yr man: My 18yr wife is pregnant, ur opinion doc?
Dr: Let me tel u a story. A hunter in a hurry, grabs n umbrela instead of d gun. He moves into d jungle, sees a lion, lifts d umbrela, pulls d handle n BANG, De lion drops dead!
Old man: Dat is impossible, sum1 else must hav shot d lion!
Dr: EXACTLY!!

Ek aisi jagah btao jaha amir se amir insaan bhi katori lekr khada rahta hain
socho

socho

socho

aur socho

sochte raho
 

Golgappe(panipuri) wale ke pas :D 

Kaun si devi aise hai jiska prasad bhut famous hai
socho?
Dimag lagao....
Are yaar,
Rabry Devi ke
Lalu Prasad.

Dad: BETA ladki ka baap ghadi de to SUIT mang lena!
Scooter de to CAR, Dukan de to MAKAN manglena.
Beta- acha to LADKI ke badle
uski
MAA manglu?

 Bandriya ne apni maa se pucha meri sadhi kiske sath hogi,
Bandriya ki maa ne kha agar ye sms padne wala muskra de to
Samjo baat pakki.
Happy smile day 

Ques : shadi me dulhe ke saath Baarati kyun jate hain ? ? ? Ans :- kyunki bade kehte hain ki kisiki khushi mein Jao na jao par musibat me zarur jana chahiye..