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Malik: Tum bathroom me kyu ghus aaye, kya tumhe pata nahi tha ki mai naha raha hoon?
Naukar: Hazur galti ho gayi, mai samjha tha begum sahiba hai. 

Ek pagal khat likh raha tha,
Dr. ne poucha kis ko likh rahe ho ?
Pagal: khud ko.
Dr: kya likha hai ?
Pagal: mujhe kya pata !
Abhi mujhe mila thorri hai:-) 

Boy- Mere sath chalogi
Girl- kaha?
Boy-jaha tum kaho.
Girl-ok ! police station chalte hain.
Boy-lo batao ab banda apni bahen se mazak bhi nhi kr skta.. 

Mareez Nurse se: paani pilao.
Nurse: kya pyaas lagi hai..?
Mareez ghussay se:
nahi, gala check karna hai
leak to nahi... :D 

Asmaan me tum ho, samundar me tum ho, zamin pe tum, hawa me tum, jahan b dekho tum hi tum ho. DOMEX wali aunty thik kehti thi KITANU har jagah hote hain.

Ladka apni dilruba se poochta hai, "Kya pyaar karna paap hai?"
Ladke ka dost uske kaan mein bolta hai, "Abbey patli gali pakad peeche uska baap hai" 

Papa: Aaj tak tune aisa koi kam nhi kiya jisse mera sar uncha hua ho
Beta: Maine ek bar aapke sar k neeche 2 takiye lagaye to the 

Ek sharabi roz shiv mandir mein matha tekta tha!
Ek din pujari ne Shivji ki jagah Ganesh ki murti rakhi
Sharabi aaya, bola "Chhotu! Papa se kehna uncle aaye the"

Malik Naukar Se:Is Mehngai Ke Daur Me, Parathey Pe itna Ghee? Kya Hogya Hai Tumhe?
Noker:Maaf Kijiye Sarkar, Ghalti Se Mera Pratha Apke Pas Agaya Hai 

Shaadi ke doosre din beti apni maa se, Aaj meri unse bahut ladai ho gayi!
Maa: Beti shaadi me jhagde to hote rehte hain!
Beti: Wo sab to theek hai! Par ab LAASH ka kya karoon?

Judge Mujrim Se:Tumhari Akhri Khuwaish Kya Hai ?
Mujrim:Jyada nahi, Ek Mobile Nokia N73, 5 Crore Rupey, Aap Ki Beti Se Shadi, U.S.A Ka Visa aur Ek Private Jet.

Baap: Tipu sultan kaun tha?
Beta: Pata nahi
Baap: School jao to pata chale
Beta: Ramesh uncle kaun hai?
Baap: Pata nahi
Beta: Ghar par raho to pata chale 

A man was charged in court for parking his car on the wrong side of the road.
Judge: Why did you park your car in a no parking area?
Man: Your honor, the sign read, fine for parking. So i thought it was fine to park my car there :)