Student’s SMS / Text Messages

STUDENT'S SMS

Sleeping with Open Eyes

World Top 3 Sweetest Sleeps*

1:- Sleeping on Moms Lap When We Are Tired.

2:- Sleeping on Lover’s Shoulder When We Are Alone.

3:- Sleeping With Open Eyes When Our Teachers Are Teaching :-)

Normal Student

Points tht pröve U r a Nörml Studnt

*B4 Paperz Unnecesary SMS 2 frndz
*Plan each day 2 study bt at da end of day”Kal se paka”
*U waste al ur time in countng chaptrs instead of learning
*U want a break aftr 2 pages
*Unnecessarily u strt feelng hungry
*U evn strt liking PTV
*On each point U smiled N said mj pe ft hoty hain.

Haadsat

Teacher: Iska passive voice bnao.

“Sunsan Jghon pr Bachon k sath hadsy ho jaty hen”.
Stdnt:”Snsan Jghon pr Hony waly hadson men Bachy ho jaty hai

Stupid Papu!

New Teacher:
anybody who thinks he is stupid, stand up

pappu stoodup

Teacher: R U stupid?

Pappu: “nhi, Aap akeli khari theen mujhe acha nhi lag raha tha”

Traffic Rules!

A student waz asked to write a signboard 4 da traffic rules near the school

He wrote:Drive carefully!Dnt kill the students,wait for the Teachers!

Genius ki Neend

Raat ko kitab meri mujhe dekhti rahi,
Neend mje apni orr ghaseet-ti rahi..

Neend ka jhonka mera man moh gaya,

Or ek raat phir ye GENIUS bina parhy so gaya .

Long Life Oven

Teacher:tell me ur name in english?

Stdnt:after 2 min “Long Life Oven”

Teacher:iska kia matlb hai?
Stdnt:”Umer Daraz Bhatti”