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English Facebook funny update's

English Funny sms
1.Height Of Confidence Of A Professor
  
Hight Of Confidence.
Once Many Professors Were Called And Asked To Sit In An Airplane.
After They Sat. They Were Informed That The Plane Is Made By Their Students.
All Of Them Ran And Got Out Of Plane Except One.
People Asked Him The Reason.
He Said: “If It”s Made By My Students It Will Not Even Start

2.Worth of Fight
   
Santa Banta Were Fighting After Exam.
Sir: “Why Are You Fighting?
Santa: “This Fool Left The Answer Sheet Blank
Sir: “So What?
Santa: “Even I Did The Same Thing, Now Teacher Will Think That We Both Copied

3.Most Insulting Lines Said To Google

  “Dear Google, Can You Just Allow Me To Write My Sentence Before You Start Guessing

4.Pappu Definitely Needs A Salary Increase

Pappu To Boss: “I Got To Definitely Have A Salary Increase, Three Other Companies Are After Me
Boss: “Really? Which Are The Three Companies?
Pappu: “The Electricity Company, The Telephone Company And The Gas Company

5.When Did You Start Wearing Earnings?

Man Meets His Friend & Notices He’s Wearing An Earring. “When Did You Start Wearing Earnings?
Friend: “Ever Since My Wife Found It In My Car

LOVE QUOTE'S

LOVE QUOTE'S

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" Do you ever put your arms out and spin and spin and spin?
Well that's what love is like. Everything around you tells you
to stop before you fall, but you just keep going. "
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" Happiness is to love and to be loved. "
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" Love is like heaven but hurts like hell. "
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" Women are made to be loved, not understood. "
                                                       ~Oscar Wilde~
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" Sometimes your mind doesn't want you to be in love, but deep
down, you know you are. "
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" He HoLds mE whEn I sTaRt To CrY
MaKeS mE sMiLe WiTh jUsT hIs EyEs
ShArEs My HoPeS, dReAmS, fEaRs
He WiPeS aWaY aLL mY tEaRs
I LoVe HiM wIth nO rEgReT
I JuSt HaVeN't FoUnD hIm YeT "
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"Why is it when you love someone so much that you can never find
the right words to tell them?"
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" Love is harsh at times, but it is the best thing in this
world. "
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      "Love conquers all."     
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          "To find love, you must first be willing to look for it."            
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" True love doesn't have a happy ending, because true love never ends. "
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"Love turns winter into summer."
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"You call it Madness, but I call it Love"
                                             ~Don Byas ~
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 "There are many, many things to appreciate about a beautiful friendship -
especially when that friendship is turning to love."
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"Love, an emotion so strong that you would give up everything, to just feel it once, to know that you are part of something special. To know that you can feel what love really is, to know, to feel, to love."
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       "To love someone is to understand each other, to laugh together, to smile with your heart and to trust one another. One important thing is to let each other go if you can't do this."
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"You may conquer with the sword, But you are conquered by a kiss"
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"If music be the food of love, play on"   
                                                       ~Shakespeare~
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"It is never too late to fall in love."
                                                   ~Sandy Wilson~
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"Love is like an hour glass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties."
                                            ~Jules Renord~
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"No man is worth your tears, and the one who is won't make you cry."
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"Where there is great love , there are always miracles"
                                                                   ~Willa Cather ~
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"Love is like a butterfly. It goes where it pleases and it pleases where it goes."
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"Where there is love, there is life"
                                                ~ Mahatma Gandhi ~
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"At the touch of love everyone becomes a poet."
                                                     ~Plato~
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"Love is like a fire. Whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn
your house down, you'll never know"
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 "To love is to receive a glimpse of heaven."
                                                        ~Karen Sunde~
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"The sweetest joy, the wildest woe is love"
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"Some people care too much. I think it's called love."
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"Love that is true lasts forever."
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"Love is that condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own."
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"You see your love with all their imperfections, yet know they are perfect for you."
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"Mistakes are easier to live with when we know we're not alone."
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"I thought I loved him, but he has to break my heart for me to know what
true love really is. "


Romantic SMS and Text Messages


Romantic SMS and Text Messages

143 Love SMS
I Love You
It seems like I've been sleeping
For a thousand years
Without a thought
Without a purpose
Without a voice
Without a soul
Until you walked into my lif

c.l.i.ck.means
C.L.I.C.K. means :

C= cant live without u
L= love u
I= i miss u
C= care about u
K= kiss from my heart 2 u
So whenever u miss me just say CLICK.

2012 advanced love calender JAN: Propose
feb: rose
mar:gift
april: lift
may: chatting
june; dating
july: kissing
aug: missing
sep: drop
oct: escape
nov: rest
dec: nest
all month enjoy ur self
continue

You Are Mine
You're like a paper girl,
Only filled with too many lines.
How could you leave me,
When i says you are mine?

Romantic Miss You SMS
I hide my tears when I say your name,
But the pain in my heart is still the same,
Though I smile and seem carefree,
There is no one who misses you more than me. 

Love and Bonding Text Message
Forgetting is a hard task to do,
Forgetting me is upto you,
Forget me not, Forget me never,
But dont forget,
that we are great together. 

Love Message
Love is like a cloud,
Love is like a dream,
Love is one word and everything between.
Love is a fairytale that came true,
Because I found love when I saw you. 

Romantic Love Message
If loving you is wrong,
then I dont want to be right.
My love for you is so strong,
that its brighter than light.
The we must go is long,
But we will win every fight.

Strong Affectionate Romantic Message
You showed me how it is to be loved.
Now I know what really love is.
One day we willbe together forever.
I cant wait to hold you,
in my arms again. 

Nice Message of Love
If roses were black
and violets were brown,
My love for you,
would never be found.
But roses are red
and violets are blue,
All I want to say is,
I love you. 

Infactuation SMS
I love my eyes when you look into them.
I love my name when you say it.
I love my heart when you love it.
I love my life when you are in it. 

Valentines Day Dress Code SMS
[ Valentines Day Dress Codings ]

@Blue I'm Free

@Green I'm Waiting

@Orange Going to Propose

@Pink Accepted just now

@Black Propose rejected.

@ White Already Booked.

@Yellow Broke up.

@Grey Not Interested.

@Red Leave me.

Forward to all Teenagers     

 LIFE 
1+1=2 eyes look at U
12+12=24 hrs thinking about U
3+4=7 day in week missing U
11+1=12 month always need a boy friend like U 

ENGLISH JOKE'S

JOKE'S IN ENGLISH
    Exam SMS Joke
Hundred words does not give pain while the professor takes class,
But a true friend's silence in exam hall makes more tears in heart!


Joke SMS
*One*
* Special *
* Surprise 4 u *

Close ur Eyes!
10

9

8

7

6

5

4

3

2

1
u cheat!
u didn't close ur eyes.
so no surprise!
Only Good morning


English SMS Joke
ANY TIME



ANY PROBLEM



ANY HELP



JUST



ONE CALL



I will









'Escape'


Gud night



Monkey Message
A naughty
monkey came & said
''I wanted 2
trouble some
gud people''
I suggested ur name.
Sudenly it slapped
me & said
'we don't lay with our boss'
Good night


SMS Good Morning
My heart is sea.
Friends are fishes.
U R one of my golden fish.
I ll keep u safe in my heart.
If u try to escape from my heart .
I ll fry u. B careful :)

Gud morning :)


Love Marriage SMS
He+She=Love
H+S+L=Marriage
H+S+L+M = Child
H+S+L+M+C= Family
H+S+L+M+C+F=Problem.
SO EAST OR WEST BACHELOR LIFE IS BEST.
So enjoy your life...


Boys Vs. Girls SMS
"No matter whether guys buy 220cc pulsars or 350cc Royal Enfields,,
It is used only to follow a 80cc Scooty Pep!"


Exam SMS Joke
NEW Way of writing Answer in xams.
If u dont know d ans den put lines like dis
||||||


and write below..


"Scratch here 4 ANSWERS"
Gud Nite..


Boys Vs. Girls
Heart of boys are like a temple!
Holy, truthful and pure...
Thats why when boys say 'I Love You',
girls remove their slippers. :-)               

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